Australian passport

You have one? Great. It is the lucky country. You are now one of us. So they tell us.

Did you come from overseas? You not white? You have a mental illiness? You gave a false name? You were injured in car accident? You don't have a broad aussie accent?

Be careful my friend. Maybe we will think you are not Australian and send you back from where you came. Disturbing business. If you don't know what I am talking about, check Thursday's Age.