Take Back November!

Christmas is the bully of the holiday family, barging in where it's not wanted with its jingly music and freaking tinsel and relentless slaughter of any residual fondness one might have had for it with over-saturation and noise and pure crassness. 

November is for Thanksgiving, dammit. Falling leaves and feasts and cooking and coziness and friends and family and 'Alice's Restaurant' and football and parades (for those who still watch TV) and wine and long walks in comfy coats and orange and red and russet and gold.

That dude in the red suit with the tiny ungulates can just back the hell off until November 25th, as the Flying Spaghetti Monster intended.

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